So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
"their chicken is really spicy"
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy"
"the air was spicy"
Can’t afford decent furniture.
Ah yes the first season where you could make up whatever rules you wanted so long as your opponent never bothered to question them.
he looks like he just committed an unspeakable crime
Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today
This is one of my favorite little comics on here.
Wow, this is exactly how I feel about life.
Hey, wife. This is you. And that’s okay. @kyttenrage