fuq wat if he miss
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
BOOTY IN THE AIR
BOOTY IN THE CHAIR
BOOTY IN THE AIR
BOOTY IN THE CHAIR
did you know male sea slugs cut off their own penis after sex and grow a new one for the next session
BOOTY IN THE CHAIR
BOOTY IN THE AIR
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I HAD A DATE LAST NIGHT AND WHEN HE CAME TO PICK ME UP MY ROOMMATES DRESSED UP AS MY PARENTS aND QUESTtiONED and THREATEnED HIM, AND I DIDn’T EVEN KNOW WE HAD A PICK-AXE??? I’MM CRYINGGG.
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people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
(Source: african-fairy)
#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is
(Source: sighsomemore)
