I love Ellen and Portia! They are literally my heroes in life!!
today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH
So as most of you know I am currently homeless. Long story short my mums boyfriend doesn’t like that i’m a lesbian and yeah…I’m currently staying on the floor at work but I was hoping some of you kind souls may use the donate button on my blog to help me pay for a hotel room or b&b close to work…
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you